Features Overview

Guitar and Vocals.

Upscale white trash guitar junkie and music addict. Dave grew up with just enough dysfunction to make him really fun to hang with. He’s been playing so long that he really should be better at it.

Fun fact: Dave is the only guitar player in the history of guitar playing that has never broken a string while playing live.

Follow Dave here: Facebook, Twitter

Keyboards and Vocals

Through an accident of cosmic proportions involving half an Oreo, three dimes, and a flat tire, Bill finds himself back on Earth making new music with friends from his primordial years.

Follow Bill on Facebook, @bhubauer on twitter, and bhubauer on Instagram

Drums and Percussion

Born in a crossfire hurricane of cosmic debris in the back of Joe’s Garage, it was immediately obvious to the crowd of off-beat gawkers that Tim was The Chosen One, The Keeper of the Time Crystal - which he then promptly swallowed by accident. Seriously, like the minute they gave it to him. The fate of the crystal remains a mystery, but Tim(e) is constant.

Hidden Talent: Fluent in two languages; Some kind of English & Drum.

Bass and Vocals

The youngest of 3.7 million drones, Dave was the only one of his siblings eventually granted his wish to be a real boy, thanks to his uncanny ability to recite pi to 5 (count ‘em 5) decimal places. Long frustrated by trying to play music on electrified tuna cans, Dave finally stumbled upon the earth-shaking world of strings, keys, amplifiers, and Electro-Harmonix.

Likes: Buttons, knobs, and blinky lights. Dislikes: Broccoli and idiots - especially when served together.